Every iteration of Facebook seems to make finding the status RSS feed harder, yet it does still exist.

Here it is. Right here.

Step-by-step instructions:

1. Click here.
2. Click “My Status” as pictured below.
3. Your done.

Catchy, no? True, no?

I should make it a Facebook group. I would, except that I’ve been deemed a group creating tart. But you know, I can’t help it if I think of clever groups that I would want to be in and then feel like sharing the blessings of my creativity.

Anyway, I digress. I have a little rant for you tonight. There is no purpose behind this rant. I’m not actually even mad. I’m just bored. Very bored.

Tonight’s target? MySpace.

MySpace is an unbelievably bad website. There’s no order. There’s no consistency (besides being consistenly terrible). There’s no usability. If someone were to show me MySpace and tell me it would sell for a half billion dollars, I would laugh at them so hard I might lose a lung.

It breaks every rule. It’s so bad that even my sisters (who unfortunately use it) have to admit it’s terrible. There only come back is “”Well, it’s getting better.”" Yeah, getting better after someone gave someone else 580 million dollars.

It brings me back to 1999 when I was working on such failed dotcom ideas as eKidsPlace.com and YourPediatrician.com (both defunct). We were laboring under the misaprehension that we might have to have a good product to become millionares.

Thanks for proving me wrong MySpace.

And besides looking terrible and working terrible, it’s also a social mess. There’s no verification of anything. You don’t *know* who anyone is. Anyone could be anyone and they usually are. It’s a parents worst nightmare. My overall impression of MySpace is that it attracts the most shallow of mankind. It’s as bad as IRC.

*shakes head*

What is the Internet coming to?