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Is that a pun?
Posted by clifgriffin in Evil on September 15th, 2006
It’s a well known fact that a large majority of women who work at fast food restaurants are fat. (no pun intended)
Which is why I find the shirts that the Hardees (TM) marketing guys designed for their employees to market the infamous Thickburger (TM) deliciously ironic. Across the front of the shirt in large, yellow lettering it says “”2 Thick”". The first words out of my mouth a year ago when I saw the shirt for the first time were “”Is that a pun?”"
I don’t know what it says beneath. It doesn’t matter. To be honest, I don’t even know what “”2 Thick”" means.
My comprehension is challenged by my sadistic internal laughter “”Hahaha yes…and you have to wear that shirt too because if you don’t you’ll get fired!”"
Anyway, next time you go to Hardees, don’t laugh. At least not until you’re a safe distance away. It is bad taste to laugh at perfect strangers. Even if they are fat and wearing a mandatory tshirt that silently mocks them.
That’s it for now.
Clifton
It’s Official
Posted by clifgriffin in Evil, Personal, Silly on August 7th, 2006
It’s Official.
I’ve started planning my funeral. And, I didn’t expect to say this..but I’m actually having fun! I’m starting to get really excited. And when I tell you about it, you’re going to get excited too.
I think funerals overall are too somber. There’s too much sad reflection and crying.
I want my funeral to be so much fun that people are like “”Wow, I’m glad he died!”"
You may call me weird. And maybe I am a little weird. But is it that weird to believe that a good funeral requires 70 or more years of planning? Something worth doing is worth doing right.
Maybe not so weird after all?
Anyway, I’m going to go work on the materials required to let my body swing down superman style across the audience. Naked.
I told you you wouldn’t want to miss this one.
R.I.P,
Clif
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