I took a shower this evening, and I came up with some funny t-shirt ideas that will exploit the KJV-only crowd. I feel that this is what God would want me to do. It’s an effective way to be an evangelist for sound thinking.

Anyway, here goes…

Pictures a black t-shirt with these words…

KJV

Inspired by God

Translated by Catholics

Embraced by Yokels

Too harsh? Well don’t worry, I have more ideas in my Mary Poppins sized bag o’ fun….

KJV

I read it for the cuss words.

T-shirts guaranteed to make people mad. Fun for the whole family!

I have my work cut out for me, see you soon…with my new t-shirt!
Clifton

So, Dan pays the cable bill. All 60 dollars of it and we reimburse him our shares. Anyway, this last month, Dan decided he would demand the money be given to him in the form a check. Now I’m a 21 year old guy–the chance I know where my check book is on any given afternoon is almost 0. So I had to wait a day to give him the money.

During this 24 hour window I received probably 9 past due notices from Dan. So when I did write him the check it looked like this.

Happy Thanksgiving, Dan. Don’t be a tool next time.

Love ya,
Clifton